jk3nnedy · 1 points ·
They'll just get www.pizzahut.com


jk3nnedy · 1 points ·
Thats not enought liquor to stop the sadness.

jk3nnedy · 1 points ·
You should have escorted her so the weird guy didn't get the courage to come up and talk to her.

jk3nnedy · 1 points ·
Unfortunately the body has devices to punish one for abuse of this organ and sends contents straight to one's thighs and love-handles.

jk3nnedy · 0 points ·
You can't pick the cutest because they all are very cute.


jk3nnedy · 1 points ·
While you are watching iPhone keynote, I studied the blade

jk3nnedy · 2 points ·
These kind of jokes used to be really popular when I was in primary school. I don't know why I remember them so vividly but have forgotten half the (arguably) useful shit like derivatives, long division or the periodic table.

Another one that I remember,

"say SILK 5 times fast"
"SILK SILK SILK SILK SILK"
"What do cows drink?"
"MILK!"
"no, they drink water...."

Or,

"say GHOST 5 times fast"
"GHOST GHOST GHOST GHOST GHOST"
"What do your put in toasters?"
"TOAST!"
"no, you put in bread...."

jk3nnedy · 1 points ·
NANANANANA!


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