joejoemama · 26 points · *
Thank you, kind sir! You are truly a most merciful soul.

joejoemama · 2 points ·
but why would she be telling him they're having dinner with his parents? Shouldn't he be telling her?

joejoemama · 5 points ·
I drink while I study... and heaven help me if I'm NOT drunk at a kids party

joejoemama · 6 points ·
Literally everybody got this joke.

joejoemama · 1 points ·
would rats be somewhere between hamsters and ferrets? because I really want a rat

joejoemama · 8 points ·
puberty gave me a lush full beard, I am female

joejoemama · 2 points ·
Also, he knows his aunt and uncle are dicks. Why didn't he just hide the letter?

joejoemama · 2 points ·
I really don't understand how guys shit. Like, letting your dick flop on the rim is gross but if you just let it dangle in the bowl wont it touch the gross toilet water or at least get splashed??

joejoemama · 9 points ·
he forgot kneel though

joejoemama · 23 points ·
its just a Fibonacci sequence


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