the meanest thing I could say to a stranger... " I met your grandmother the other night, she is seriously finding it hard to swallow, have you thought of assisted feeding ?"

I'm new to this but I had like 14 smiley faces at one point, how did they all change their mind, was there a group meeting, if so can I get an invite to said meeting, I myself would downvote my memes if it felt I was part of a real social group, damn should have saved that for an honest bare meme

Oedipus by proxy

Hi I'm Ron Swason, I met michael jordan back in the 80's as a young child shooting hoops on a run down court.... you're welcome !

I am currently wondering what gribble would make of the nsa, prob make up some nonsense about snowdens name, "hank it's in his name, global warming is coming, eventually we all be snowed in" and then i remember to take by cipralex

hank hill is my personal hero, cheers dude :)

unless stephen fry said it, then you're good to go

people reacting to everyday shit that is expected but somehow still manages to freak/annoy/confuse them is how I get through the day, my favourite is people reacting rationally to completely un-rational (sorry for my bad spelling) situations, I would love to canvas a suburb/ housing estate as a migrant worker arguing that experimented on mice are 'TAKING OUR JOBS', just to see how people would react