What is this? A party for bears and power bottoms?

**F**ace drooping

**A**rm weak

**S**peech slurred

**T**ime to get to the hospital.

Did you know that when the doctors who first developed an effective early intervention for stroke started teaching their colleagues about it, and about the urgency for quick treatment, many older doctors resisted, saying: "I became a neurologist so I wouldn't have to go to work in the middle of the night."

*Gollum, Gollum*

That title must of took forever to think about.

Step one: cut a hole in the pumpkin

Step two: put your dick in the pumpkin

Step three: let her open the pumpkin

A refrigerator would be preferable, it knows how to keep things cool.

The DNC didn't want Sanders so they did everything in their power to keep him from getting nominated. That's politics, it's not for the people it's for someone's agenda.

That last dog got into a lot more than just shoes, judging by that vacant stare.

.. and when there were only two hoof-prints in the sand?

Those times, you were impaled on my horns.

Grandma totally disarmed that emo vaguebooking. She's the hero we need right now.