First of all, is this real? If yes, does it look anywhere near as good in the real world?

Link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEo2ipzypTQ
The part in question happens at 2:35, but for your own sake watch the whole thing, it's pretty good.

What if I told you some people reuse their towels for more than one shower

0/10

Thats the secret, Koffing is always high

Somehow I find it that the most disturbing part is that she isn't wearing any shoes even though it is cloudy and wet outside

Usually it is a sign of your brain being understimulated. If you want this to happen less often, force yourself to read faster. This can be done by placing a ruler (or similar object) above the line you are reading and move it downwards while you read.

boo dith man?

this... this... I still can't believe it! A guy that big running that fast, it's the bumblebee flying all over again.

feeels:
http://babysimpson.co.uk/gallery/frames/6/2f10/337.jpg