From what I heard Madonna started to make out with Drake on stage and right after that he put his hand over his mouth. He claimed afterward that it was because her lipstick tasted bad, but he thought the kiss was good. Smooth Drake... Smooth

i'd say this guy

There's always the option to, you know, not have sex. It's not as if you die from lack of sex and thb if you can't pay for condoms or pills you should perhaps spend you time on something more productive, like a job, so that you can pay for it.

And she could always stick it in the pooper

It's like with mustasches: not everyone who has one is a pedophile, but every pedophile has one

Damn those illegal aliens!

You can now store information on paper? What a time we live in!

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