"Oh my god, you're gay?"

"No, I said I'll snap my fingers and you'll forget you were ever ga-"

"It's fine, it's fine... I don't hate gay people. In fact I have a ton of gay friends! Like a shit-ton of them... I don't know why I have so many gay people in my life. Hey, I should probably introduce you to them!"

"No, it's you who was ga-"

"Hey, do you know what the weirdest thing is? I feel like there's a part of me which would be really glad to learn that you're gay, but for the life of me, I can't remember why..."

You don't hate their skin color, you hate how they act.

The way she laughs leads me to believe that Kurty doesn't really mean "knife"...

Is this some sort of slim joke I'm too fat-ass to understand?

Early life?

Really? The reversed text wasn't enough of a clue for you?

We did it guys, we've finally reach a point where mirrors of all thing are utterly baffling to people now. Our civilization is cooked...

Aw man, we missed having cartel factions in Fallout. That would have been dope!

I used to be on Hidden Lol.

Beat it chick!