It's a portal to hell! ... Or Canada, whatever.

Hey, Heisenberg remodeled his kitchen!

Cats can do that too. They just choose not to.

Because you touch yourself at night.

I always preferred the one where the other countries are fighting are America is like, " Here, I'll help!" and kills them both by accident.

These are MyBooks, Apple clones.

And they say black people don't look like gorillas.

Should have just rebuilt the twin towers in solid gold.

A thesis can be written about either topic; if 'cool' is defined as rebellion, independence, hedonism... Well then drugs ARE cool. At least some drugs, which brings us to topic two. Weed is of course a drug but then remember that alcohol is a drug, caffeine is a drug, hell even salt under some definitions could be called a drug. Then it can only be a matter of severity. Is weed as 'bad' a drug as most? Certainly not. Of course the people of the world can only see in black and white, do one hand you'll have those who claim weed is harmless and on the other those who wish to make no distinction between weed and heroin. Very few people will own up to the truth: I like the way weed makes me feel and it is my human right to smoke it.