You're right! What do they expect from me, to control air traffic sober??

That's maybe the worst book to start with. Start with his essay: "on truth and lies in a nonmoral sense" (you can find a free pdf online), then go from there (you can try "twilight of the idols", it's relatively short and contains a lot of his famous concepts).

I hope you catch syphilis

"Books" in the time of Sun Tzu in China weren't generally used in the same way we use them now. Instead, something like the Art of War was likely used as something like short hand notes for someone to use while lecturing students on military matters. This person would have been an expert in the field and thus be able to "fill in the gaps" while speaking.

Leftist dictatorship is when gender neutral bathroom

He kissed a girl?? What a ***ing slut

Reading??? What are you, some kind of socialist??

the 4th guy who shot Osama Bin Laden and made a career out of it threatens children with rape

It's like the Germans' version of Mohammed

It's Margaret Thatcher inviting you for tea