"Estafurallah grandpa Joe, your gluttonous behavior is haraam"

Haha, have you read On the Genealogy of Morality now? Not a bad mistake to make

>he really doesn't bother with well-substantiated, coherent arguments in that one either..

Well, that is a bit his style, and one of the main points of criticism of his writings (and basically why a lot of people dislike continental philosophy in general, a lot of it is writtenlike that). Nietzsche really prefers to write in a way that emphasizes style over substance, often indeed to the detriment of the clarity of the ideas he tries to present. It helps not to focus too much on the individual arguments, logical consistency etc., but to "read through it" and get the general gist, a bit like reading poetry.

"Choke me harder, invisible hand-senpai"
-Ayn Rand

You're right! What do they expect from me, to control air traffic sober??

That's maybe the worst book to start with. Start with his essay: "on truth and lies in a nonmoral sense" (you can find a free pdf online), then go from there (you can try "twilight of the idols", it's relatively short and contains a lot of his famous concepts).

I hope you catch syphilis

"Books" in the time of Sun Tzu in China weren't generally used in the same way we use them now. Instead, something like the Art of War was likely used as something like short hand notes for someone to use while lecturing students on military matters. This person would have been an expert in the field and thus be able to "fill in the gaps" while speaking.

Leftist dictatorship is when gender neutral bathroom

He kissed a girl?? What a ***ing slut

Reading??? What are you, some kind of socialist??