Knaxxlo · Commenter of the Month · 14 points · *
Nurgle's armies are like India with slightly better hygiene

Knaxxlo · Commenter of the Month · 8 points ·
Pitbulls be like "Good soldiers follow orders"

Knaxxlo · Commenter of the Month · 4 points · *
Actually didn't he man*** himself out of this one?

Knaxxlo · Commenter of the Month · 14 points ·
A table? Alright your highness...

Knaxxlo · Commenter of the Month · 2 points ·
Dohicky operating at maximum efficiency

Knaxxlo · Commenter of the Month · 1 points ·
Soul is stored in the balls

Knaxxlo · Commenter of the Month · 1 points ·
I do be finding paths though

Knaxxlo · Commenter of the Month · 2 points · *
The wizard has higher AC than you and is literally immortal. Half the enemies we fight are resistant to your attacks and you are physically incapable of hurting something that is 10 ft. away from the ground.
In the time it takes you to swing your axe twice, the wizard has beaten the enemy you were attacking and 9 others with a single spell.
The wizard summoned a demon that is literally twice as tanky as you and deals four times as much damage, and this is still a pretty inefficient way to use magic.

Oh the cultist hit you with his dagger. You resist the 4 piercing damage and take 8d10 additional fire damage that you dont resist. Oh never mind someone forced you to make a DC 24 Wis save. Guess you are out of the fight anyway. Maybe the cleric will spare some healing for you, though honestly his spells slots are more valuable than you entire character.

cope and seethe martial cucks.

Knaxxlo · Commenter of the Month · 5 points ·
Milkshake is the best part of that show and its not close

Knaxxlo · Commenter of the Month · 2 points ·
What if I call it deluge titan?


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