Uhhh she's cheating on you man

Robin: How do you do this Ted? How do you sit out here all night, in the cold, and still have faith that your pumpkin's going to show up?

Ted: Well, I'm pretty drunk. Look I know the odds are, the love of my life isn't going to magically walk through that door in a pumpkin costume at 2:43 in the morning. But it just seems as nice a spot as any to just ... you know, sit and wait.

All I see is a tired actor trying to make a living. His face says....what the *** am i doing here...

If you think about it, this entire sub has gone completely mental. Just imagine what this would all look like without the internet medium between us. First, one guy shows everyone a picture, then everybody else begins laughing and parroting phrases back and forth. Everybody in a room, just repeating shit over and over, "Me too thanks!" "Me too thanks!" Then someone takes the picture, and draws something else on top of it; usually something we can all recognize from before. And everybody laughs and parrots the same phrase again, "O shit waddup" "90kg projectile!" "Me too thanks!" If you imagine it, it looks like we're all in an insane asylum. In fact, that's really all we do here; just drive each other insane. We keep repeating the same shit over and over until one person finally snaps, and everybody agrees and moves onto something else. Then the whole ***ing cycle repeats itself. We're all stuck in the Loony Bin and nobody can escape because we just keep feeding into each other's crippling mental illness. And I don't know if I can ***ing take it anymore, one of these days I'm just going to lose every last bit of san- Lol I mean me too thanks.

Is that Jason Schwartzman? What's this from?

Quick reminder: that is *our freaking galaxy out there*.

It blows my mind every single time.

Probably just another rental car from the same company

Your tone is precisely right. But there is approximately 100% more boner than is acceptable at The New Yorker.

The lion looks like he found himself.

No wonder Greece has such terrible debt problems, building quarries out of marble.