Koo_E1 · 1 points ·
In case anyone is wondering why I wore red instead of pinstripes, we went to five thrift shops and couldn't find a single pinstripe suit jacket, but we did find this red jacket.

I was going for a more casual Gomez I guess, but since I wear glasses, I look like a fancy Ken Bone.

Koo_E1 · 1 points ·
If my parents forced me to wear a faux hawk in 2016 I'd cry too.

Koo_E1 · 3 points ·
Roughly four generations I suspect

Koo_E1 · 1 points ·
http://rebrn.com/re/apparently-when-a-whale-dies-and-washes-up-its-tongues-can-swell-407640/.

>Basically, there are two types of whales: odontocetes (toothed whales: dolphins, orcas, belugas, etc.) and mysticetes (baleen whales: blue whales, fin whales, humpbacks etc.). All of those shown were mysticetes, the filter-feeders that grow bigger than any animal EVER. You can tell by the fluting under their jaw.

>As you probably know, baleen whales feed by filter feeding. To do so, they gulp up a bunch of water that happens to have a cluster of tiny fish or plankton or something (sometimes via ). Then they squeeze all the water through their baleen filters.

>In order to gulp up the most water, they have evertable tongues. Like socks, their tongues turn inside out down their throats, allowing for a much bigger volume of water. This is also why the area under their jaws is fluted.

>When they die, decomposition gasses fill up their tongues and cause them to protrude like that.

Koo_E1 · 1 points ·
I like to imagine some ecstatic air vent engineer like "I know, right??"

Koo_E1 · 2 points ·
If I was a cashier I would purposely ring this up for every customer and say I saw it in their basket.

Koo_E1 · 1 points ·
The Shitbit™.

Koo_E1 · 1 points ·
Hardees taking product placement a little far here.

Koo_E1 · 1 points ·
We upgraded our server lately too...
http://i.imgur.com/3Lz02Xo.jpg
~90 old memory sticks (4/8Gb)


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