Kek

Why is Donkey Kong getting pegged

This might confuse people outside the U.S., as being employed is usually not supposed to be equivalent to living paycheck to paycheck.

Ironically, this is true. But instead of that medicine, the real medicine is wiping all JS "frameworks" from existence.

Imagine wanting to see a loading screen on a website that would be otherwise there in a matter of milliseconds.

Clanker-lover

And the video will just be:
"Many people struggle with changing their oil, but changing the oil is very important because your warranty may be voided otherwise (no mention of what purpose oil actually serves). You're in the right place, because this video shows you how!
<3 minute filler on history of engine oil that mostly focuses on brands and people, and doesn't touch the reason it exists>.

To change your oil, contact your local <car brand> certified mechanic. <3 minutes of how to find a mechanic that only applies to California, USA>."

You missed the most important appendage

It's weird how they somehow managed to breed aesthetic sense out of themselves

Only one place to store it in now

"it's p r o b a b l y fake" KEK