LagoonOfLegumes · 1 points ·
Similar situation happened to me while camping. Was chillin at the campfire with some friends, drinkin etc. A couple said they'd had a night and were going to bed. Their tent within 40ft from us. About an hour later they started ***ing. She was super wet and that's all you could hear. I didn't really know the couple, but they were not grunting or anything. Im dunk and waiting on beer to show up and just chillin. When i stopped hearing that wetness, i clapped and cheered. The next morning wasn't awkward but we avoided that conversation.

LagoonOfLegumes · 1 points ·
Use Sophie as a tissue paper. That'll teach her!

LagoonOfLegumes · 1 points ·
When I was growing up (12 or 13 I think), I had a thought one time while playing with Legos. If I were to suddenly be made into a lego man, life would be much different. But, the bright side would be that my hand was shaped in such a way that I could still jerk off. I still think about that sometimes.

LagoonOfLegumes · 1 points ·
"I am not like other girls"

LagoonOfLegumes · 2 points ·
Wonder how long people yell at it before they try the handle.

LagoonOfLegumes · 1 points ·
Let the spirit of the father flow through you

LagoonOfLegumes · 1 points ·
Great sponsors. couldnt lock cereal i see

LagoonOfLegumes · 1 points ·
"Bye Felicia" came from the movie Friday. The character Felicia was a crackhead that asked Chris Tucker's character to borrow his car. When he declined, she asked Ice Cube's character to which he said https://youtu.be/G05u7ihoYQA

LagoonOfLegumes · 1 points ·
He should try spinning, that's a good trick.

LagoonOfLegumes · 1 points ·
Naturally.


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