Your words have touched my heart. You are on a very low level! We don't even need to masturbate telepathically, it masturbates itself with no effort, and you have to master all 18,937,489 jizz techniques (yeah even the JIZZ A WATERFALL technique). The ones who can truely master these techniques are known by one name and one name only: THE BETA CURDS OF FAGTASIA!!!

Dis cat aint gonna die! It gonna transform into some high asf superhero, called Dopey. Make an alliance with snoop the dogg and catch every single fuking rodent in manhatten and maybe they will start a new fuking crusade to murder all them dingos in australian and finally when the weed gonna wear off, get a job at harvard as a physics professor!

Shit shit shit shit, i was gonna post dis! Ffs i was supposed to post dis shet! Well dats too bad!

Respect you, bud!
Would have shat on her front yard too. Blame the dog. Burn her house. Let her die. Sell the corpse, in pieces, 5 dollars a piece! But ima keep roscoe!

You mean cocoNUT!
I really hope someone gets this.
PLEZ!

He was grieving over Harambe's death!