Like a blowjob at the end of the rainbow.

You got more likes than me.

I will end you.

Whaddaya know, Also posted it here.

http://hugelol.com/lol/27783

I uploaded this to fukung two years ago and now it's here. The circle of life.

What's red, and on all four walls of a room?

A baby playing with a hand grenade.

What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?

You can't rape a rock.

Mom, dad's cheating on you

How do you know?

I'm pregnant.

There was this one weird kid in my school... He had Pokemon Crystal and first thing he did was catch six rattattas. Leveled them all up to 100, never allowed them to evolve, killed Lugia, Ho-oh, Entei, Suicune, Raikou and then smashed both the league and Red with them. His hall of fame picture had six rattattas.

An evil mastermind.

I call them toolbox pokemon. You catch one, you HM the *** out of it and surf it and use it to cut and push and all that shit. And always end up kinda loving them because they're goofy sidekicks to my badass fire starter.
Specially Zigzagoon with his pick-up skill, mother***er picking rare candies and gold nuggets like a champ.

Elver_galarga.
argentino?