lelolx1234 · 2 points ·
I think it would be much more clever if they said: "Oh, that's right, you don't have a girlfriend... YET. Buy now!" instead.

lelolx1234 · 1 points ·
Everytime I drive right after watching The Fast and the Furious.

lelolx1234 · 1 points ·

lelolx1234 · 7 points ·
No it's not. Maybe you still haven't waited long enough. Or maybe the gif had already looped. You should wait another 20 minutes. Trust me, I'm from the internet.

lelolx1234 · 5 points ·
They need your address so they can mug you. Tried it once. They're still after me. Can't stay for much longer. They're already in he--

lelolx1234 · 21 points ·
Took me 20 minutes to reach the city. Long but worth it.

lelolx1234 · 22 points ·
No. They just don't jiggle. They're always rock hard. Oh wait.

lelolx1234 · 2 points ·
iPhone 20

lelolx1234 · 1 points ·
It's not a bug. The rocket hit the post and it bounced.

lelolx1234 · 1 points ·
I almost got arrested for destroying properties in a local flower shop. That was the last time I did this.


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