Lerrel · Verified · 1 points ·
Ouch

Lerrel · Verified · 19 points ·
I once met a woman who was designing the fabric for busses and trains and she told me that this is on purpose to make it easy to hide all the stains from people that vomit, pee, shit or bleed on it and stuff. The more different colors and the more confusing the pattern, the better.

Lerrel · Verified · 3 points ·
If you wife doesn‘t want to pamper you like a baby, she doesn‘t love you and you should get a divorce asap. Same goes the other way around though.

Lerrel · Verified · 1 points ·
I had to drink some cold water to counter the disgusting feeling

Lerrel · Verified · 1 points ·
Yep

Lerrel · Verified · 12 points ·
That‘s sad.

Lerrel · Verified · 3 points ·
Only right answer. Let her be both your *** and your goddess. Only manchildren think that those things can not merge in one and the same woman.

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Lerrel · Verified · 1 points ·
Underrated

Lerrel · Verified · OP · 1 points ·
At least i‘m trying.


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