lilblackduck · 2 points ·
My wife had the emotional equivalent of this. It keeps me out of her personal space.

lilblackduck · 1 points ·
It's funny because there is no job.

lilblackduck · 1 points ·
This prank is funny because there is no job.

lilblackduck · 2 points ·
He knows that all white people look the same to black folks. So, there was no reason to embarass you.

lilblackduck · 1 points ·
Even after months of rehab, he still had a drinking problem.

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lilblackduck · 12 points ·
Saaayyyyyy... That's a real nice jacket ya got there. GIMME THAT SHIT! BREAK YO'SELF FOOL!

lilblackduck · 5 points ·
Pop Quiz!

Two masked assailants attempt to attack you with a bright orange French tickler-serrated dildo-nunchuck while you're minding your own business, hanging out with your boy, wearing your best tuxedos.

What do you do?

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