!gamble all

Primarily, "the Schwartz" is a play on "the Force", from Star Wars. The lightsabers emanating from the Schwartz-rings held in front of the crotch are phallic symbols. Schwarz (an adjective) is German for "black" and a common Ashkenazi Jewish surname. The Light and Dark sides of the Force are parodied by being called the "up side" and the "down side". In the first episode of the animated series, the Dark Side is called "the Schwarz side of the Schwartz". It has also been widely reported that "the Schwartz" is a reference to Brooks's lawyer, Alan U. Schwartz.[10][11][12] The word is also reminiscent of the Yiddish word Schwanz, "tail", which is Yiddish/German slang for "penis". This is also implied by the phallic symbolism and jokes ("I see your Schwartz is as big as mine"). - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaceballs#The_Schwartz

Wake up,
grab a brush and put a lil' make-up,
hide the scars to fade away the shake-up
...anyone? no? okay :(

14/10 russians are confused

:D

And now make it backwards for more awesomeness! :)

Supernatural, awesom series about ghost and monsterhunting :D

*SPOILER*... He has a spell on him becoming part-dog. Dogs shouldnt eat chocolate because it can kill them. Ergo he shouldnt eat.