Actually a true story. Canada is raising their military spending because they have to defend their northern border now.

1. Thats not exactly what she said. The US invested 5 billion $ into Ukraine since 1991 "for a whealthy and democratic Ukraine".
2. At first you think 5 billion $ is very much, but when you think about it and now it was spent over 23 years and compares it to the money the US gives away to other countries it's only slightly more than average.
3. It's not unnormal for people working in a foreign ministry to be part of a protest in other countrys.

The sad thing is, the children actually ask for pencils, because they need them for school.

*World logic

She was not, because it is not Mckayla's ass.

She is Carly Patterson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LukpxzCw0w4
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carly_Patterson

Everything in this picture is Chinese. Except the "HAHA" and "TIME FOR WAR"

Yeah, I think so, too. The Child should wear a helmet.

He is an actual and a metaphorical ***, thats why he is in the intersection of the two circles "Actual ***s" and Metaphorical ***s". So everything is right.

and Sapporo