Retartded?

Since when do you need to fill up the car to go by boat.

More specific background info. A woman in the Netherlands went to see a gorilla male every day. She made eye contact and smiled at him and thought the gorilla, called Bokito, smiled back. Showing teeth in ape-language is showing dominance. One day Bokito had enough and jumped over the canal dividing him from the visitors. He dragged the woman around and bit her around 100 times. She did survive.

From France to Ireland and back in one day? By car? Teach me.

I thought his finger was a willie.

I think he's adorable.

Well, according to the rest of Europe he was the best, that's why he won. That's what happens when you're the best; you win. You should try it sometime.

It was a singing contest, who cares what Conchita looks like. He sung better than the rest.

Talk about handsome...

Gum.