If I had one dollar for each year this joke has aged, I'd be so ***ing rich!

Oh didn't you hear about the auto-fill feature that Apple has introduced? They claim it's 100 times better than Microsoft paint's feature. They figured if you run instructions fast enough on a phone's processor, it generates enough electromagnetic force and the field created is used as a source to create a chemical that can automatically fill the holes that are present.

(I'm pretty sure I could make at least one person believe me even after you tell them what you just told and make them drop their phone in the water again!)

Well, I respect both you guys. But I guess funny is relative to people and there isn't any universally accepted funny post. I do think this post is actually better than at least 70% of the posts on here. And I certainly think whoever gave this post gold liked it as well.

By visit, you do mean "join" right?

No time to read but hella lotta time to find a gif and to comment! Makes sense!

Yeah, necrophilia with cripples is even easier!

What do you know?! You have so many glitches!

What happened to her? She posted some toy of hers in a sensual position...And then? Who deleted her account?