I need to know more about the big door

It's a repost : http://hugelol.com/lol/53166/comment/167007

I thought it was just a regular shark...

We can't judge the guys in blue as they did nothing. Still they scored by doing nothing which for them must be really cool

For more: http://www.giantmicrobes.com/
They are actually very cute and there is something very lovely and right about going up to someone with a gift and say: "I got you Chlamydia for your birthday"

I read "I would take a bucket of garlic bread" and "who would shoot a garlic beard". I think I might have problems...

I liked the "words" hilpapy, dullfready and snellpig. Could be used in a made up language. But on the topic of the post I must thank the person that translated that in the comments (I'm too lazy and didn't even try to understand it before going to the comments).

No monty python. It's from Fawlty Towers, a very funny show ( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072500/).

NO. Take your cookies to me. Seriously, I want cookies now :/

Your mom must have a very deep voice if you'd ask "Mom?" after Morgan Freeman said "Hello"