Thank you, toad. Very cool.

I once ordered a coffee and the waitress was super nice and cute so I felt like leaving a tip. But it would've been the same amount as the coffee. So nah..

I switched schools when I was about 12 and there was a guy with whom a shared my name. I told him he'd be John 2 and everybody really called him that for a while lol
Oh yeah, and everyone clapped after I said that.

And then the jar breaks...

Just reading that felt like a smack on the back of my head.

read it as "you've loved yourself enough today"
And that's solid advice as well

Dude's been suffering from depression and made two films expressing his experience with the condition. What I guess he's trying to say is that he understands how the painter must've felt by the end of his life locked inside his bunker. The problem is he is telling his story like your drunk grandpa would and also tries to use his iconic Scandinavian humor to lighten the mood while he's getting to the point. Absolute cinema, both the movies and the interview. Skarsgårs's sitting somewhere on the right losing his shit.

I've had people overshare with me 'cause they knew I was just out for a ciggie and didn't know anyone they talked about or cared to meet them lol

Wise words

So I kissed him upside the cranium
With an aluminum baseball bat
MY NAME IS MUD