Translation for normal people: Squad - crew, posse, gang, group of friends. Lit - On fire, cool, etc. Probably an abbreviation of "lit up' (something was lit; something was on fire; something was cool) Also used as a way of describing someone who's intoxicated. (He was lit - he was very, very drunk/stoned/high) Af - As F**ck (Lit af = cool as F**ck) Fam - family, friends, whoever you consider close to you.

Good going, Dutch government, fantastic company and emotionless reporter!
- But seriously, I have never seen anyone so motivated for a (quite shitty) job. He seemed genuinely happy with the company and the foresight of having to work there for the rest of his life. The fact that this SOB reporter had to swoop in and drop this bomb on him when he seemed to think he would just make some good advertisement for his company is just so ***ing cruel. I really need a feel-good-he-got-the-contract-anyway-video and I'm guessing the guy himself needs it too.

Knew I had seen this one before - http://hugelol.com/lol/99290

I don't get how these people tell themselves it's OK and they deserved it, because, you know, they looked at someone else's facebook-page or whatever knowing their partner wouldn't like it. No one should dictate your life. Your parents already did that and all I hear is what a relief it is they no longer do so since you got out of the house. If (s)he hits you, gtfo.

"Some people have it worse than I" and "Inflatable You" have to be added to the 'check this shit out-list' and if you like it, go view his entire oeuvre on religion, also ***ing hilarious.

illness* and some people actually feel they suffer through their adhd.

If I may quote Tim Minchin: "Science adjusts it's beliefs based on what's observed.
Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved." So no, science is not a religion.

Can't find it on youtube, but its on here http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/6625831/e19c407f/dubbele_k.o._the_movie.html

The guy who knocks them out supposedly defended a man and his wife after they were harassed by local 'mobsters'.

It's okay, the americans had a really dumb one too..

"95% percent of the world believes in God, doesn't that say something?" Yes, it sure does..