mothertongue · 1 points ·
I´m afraid your daughter thinks you´re an idiot.

mothertongue · 12 points ·
I have to admit, I was going to run over some Hillary signs, but I ran out of gas before I found any. :(

mothertongue · 1 points ·
He's literally between her legs and still a million miles away from the pussy.

mothertongue · 0 points ·
Just move in front of the oven obviously. If the bishop could move in front of the fridge, he couldn't open it.

mothertongue · 4 points ·
The guy on the right also eats.

mothertongue · 1 points ·
If you haven't already, try out Black Flag.

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mothertongue · 1 points ·
I've worked in restaurant management for about 10 years and everywhere I work one of the first things I do is ensure we have a binder with a complete ingredients list for the entire menu *just in case*. I think having the CEO do this personally is just this particular company trying to put an extra cherry on top of already excellent service.

mothertongue · 1 points ·
I would use that 5k on a down payment for a new car

mothertongue · 2 points ·
What's with the talking gold shield ?


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