mr_ozz · 1 points ·
Clumsy: papa that was the last smurf in the hole smurfing village!

Papa: I knew i would see the day, but i never warned them, perhaps smurfettes *** ass didnt reproduce enough,
Clumsy: says here on the daily reproductive calender she hasnt been able to meet the quota of blue babies.
Papa SMURF IT! Everytime. do you know how hard it is to make a female smurf?,i had to give half my penis for dat smurf.
Clumsy: Sry Papa.
Baby: (violently screams). Feeed meeeeeeeee!!!
pap:( out of fear papa picks up clumsy and throws him to the beast Clumsy is slowly devoured and hence, papa returns to the smurf village grabs his magic kettle and bootlegs it out of there. Papa was never heard or seen of again, the baby eventually grew up to what is now known as gargamel.)

mr_ozz · 1 points ·
U sick mother ***er how dare tou ruin the childrens childhood, i hope you rot inside a banana. Jk

mr_ozz · 2 points ·
Hold on shiniqua, we ride dis *** til its done, den for hotdogs later, but dis is now and...WEEEE RIDDDEEEE!!!!

mr_ozz · 1 points ·
Deal with it

mr_ozz · 1 points ·
That cat is like, WTF IS HAPPENING AHHHhhhhhhh!

mr_ozz · 1 points ·
That's a special cow, must be where butter milk comes from..

mr_ozz · 1 points ·
Lolololololololol, 20 minutes straight I laughed at this midge tackling there asses and kicking one of them lol.

mr_ozz · 1 points ·
Avannar, it feels great, never have I experience that before XD thanks for the impose.

mr_ozz · 1 points ·
Lol the fat one looks Chinese weird, considering Chinese dont like western influence lol, iron man was made in America, and the fat Chinese man has committed treason.

mr_ozz · 0 points ·
That guy looks like the colonel, or major, from full metal alchemist, who is crazy about his daughter.


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