Well, that's gonna be a problem.

Probably just the scene..

See, you can eat potatoes. Some people throw potatoes. Then in 241 days the potatoes grow different parts, which allow them to become bacon. Then someone takes the bacon and sells it. THEN some people throw out some bacon. And in a matter of time the bacon becomes a well. And it's a fact, that 3 bacon strips make one gay bacon strip. So 3 wells means that gay bacon strips are potatoes and humans are so dumb for eating normal bacon. Clearer now?

Pic for a fully developed gay bacon strip: http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/005/866/Untitled.png

This process takes a lot of patience to end. But in the end you get a gay bacon strip and you can taste the Purple.

I would buy this. And like in the anime. Eat it naked.

Potato. The answer is potato.

IS SOMEBODY CALLING THE CAPTAIN!?

SPOILER *DANDANDNANDANDNAN* -> She was eating a potato she stole from the kitchen when they were in training and.. Gosh, where's my english.. And... A f*cking higher-up saw her.

Yes?