Well now it would actually make more sense.

pffft, everyone knows they are born from the sap of a maple tree.

Idiocracy

you get infected by an american engineered zombie virus and start to deteriorate into a mindless zombie with only your base instincts of eating left and eventually get put out of your misery by your significant other who is a scientist taking notes on the effects of the virus?

yeah yeah yeah, but what about the mormons

dafuq you talkin' about, of course that's a bloody dalek.

yeah right "too comfortable to move back to my room", clearly twilight didn't make you jump out of your seat, so maybe you didn't think it was so bad.

How can you expect Satan to calm down, when he's got Johnny Gat intending to shoot him in the face.

and you decided to make a fake penis for yourself?