Damn I want Onion soup now

Men want to be looked up on and sometimes they have their sense of self worth tightly tied to other people seeing them as dependable.

In other words, men have fragile egos and they fuel it with heroic self inserts.

You know the lore better so I trust you but I didn't know Radagast was retarded

Some dating app had released data that showed that women on said app were more solicited and thus more picky. This utterly shocking revelation led some of the lesser cognitively endowed to infer from that panel of a few thousand people that every single of the 3.5 billion women on earth were only attracted and would only give themselves to extremely wealthy and handsome men exclusively, and that it means that feminism ruined society and, basically, it's over.

This picture recalls the graph that was made to illustrate the app data

If it's a ladybug, the sex is twice as straight

Then, when you're older and got it under control, you meet a young drunk person and you can instantly tell by the oversharing, overconfidence and overall obliviousness that this person has zero social skills and you can realize how unsufferable you once were.

Kids in my kids book ? Absolute madness

Awkward teenage crush is not a meaningful relationship. Seems I was assuming correctly.

You're too self centered to understand that most men aren't like you and too oblivious of how relationship works to know that you won't find a sincere romance opportunity from the get-go (you need an already meaningful relationship to find out)

He was inspired by the nonsensical plot holes