oh yes and I'll buy rope just to keep them there, they mite try to run.

Well it was supposed to be but no one over at guinness wanted to sit with me for a year and watch me fap 24/7.

You are my dad you ass, you haven't talk to me in a year. I've been sitting here fapping for the past year waiting for you, why didn't you reaply BACK! WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME!!!

uh good you know,well I spent a year with out my dad and I still have no life, but I just started my new school 2 mounth ago, got a few new friends, not much because I don't talk much and when I do it's really weird and my jokes aren't for every one. But uh hay not bad, what about you, haven't talked to you in a year. what's up.

D': dad, I've waited for so long.

Ha! the white girl talking shit but the black girl be fighting.

Kappa

Tell me dumass, how is not believing in a god or gods equal believing in nothing, and how many ***ing religions do you have, do you believe in big foot, fairies or gay unicorns that shit spider nuts.

This isn't facebook.

well. maybe she's not the right age.