I take offense to that

That's one dude that doesn't have to worry about the shortage.

So.... If she didn't bang black guys he would have accepted?

The minotaur was actually created when Pasiphae, Minos' wife, under Aphrodite's spell, climbed inside of a hollow wooden cow so she could have sex with a bull. Her offspring was the minotaur.

I was expecting it to fall in the sink, but a baby randomly on fire is much better

I gotta find Bubba!

There's no such thing as Santa Clause AND Bambi's mother is dead!

Mwahahahaha! http://i.imgur.com/6XEiq.gif

Marijuana is just a made-up name to foreign-ize and thus demonize cannabis.

At First I Thought Capitalizing Every Word Was A Good Idea...