NeverSleep · OP · 2 points ·
I take offense to that

NeverSleep · OP · 4 points ·


NeverSleep · 1 points ·
That's one dude that doesn't have to worry about the shortage.

NeverSleep · 1 points ·
So.... If she didn't bang black guys he would have accepted?

NeverSleep · 1 points ·
The minotaur was actually created when Pasiphae, Minos' wife, under Aphrodite's spell, climbed inside of a hollow wooden cow so she could have sex with a bull. Her offspring was the minotaur.

NeverSleep · 1 points ·
I was expecting it to fall in the sink, but a baby randomly on fire is much better

NeverSleep · 1 points ·
I gotta find Bubba!

NeverSleep · 1 points ·
There's no such thing as Santa Clause AND Bambi's mother is dead!

Mwahahahaha! http://i.imgur.com/6XEiq.gif

NeverSleep · 1 points ·
Marijuana is just a made-up name to foreign-ize and thus demonize cannabis.

NeverSleep · 0 points ·
At First I Thought Capitalizing Every Word Was A Good Idea...


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