I think this is progeria, a bad disease where you look like a bunch of shit and die before your 18th birthday. Not funny ... okay, it is funny, but not for the patient.

Oh my god, please, PLEASE stop this complaining about the "friendzone". There is no friendzone. It's just an excuse for dumbasses who don't want to realize that the girls don't like them because of the fact that they are men without any balls.

Just don't look at your feet the whole day. You will be surprised, how often girls are trying to make eye contact with you. Even if they look at you for only a second, it's an signal of interest. And that has nothing to do with this Pick Up stuff. ;)

Thats a beautiful landscape.

I don't unterstand that. I mean, I'm a student too. And I sleep every night ... I don't know ... 10 - 12 hours? That's why I became a student: Going to bed (drunken as ***) at 7 o'clock in the morning, waking up at 6 in the evening.

It's a post with Hitler, of course it's funny.

Yes. Yes, it is.