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and the mosquito to top it off

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Im killing myself and blaming you

NotBot · Verified · 2 points ·
He became a warlock?!

NotBot · Verified · 2 points ·
coast*

NotBot · Verified · 1 points ·
Nice epic story that changes everything for me (i cant eat eggs, they make me vomit if consumed at rate of more than 1)

NotBot · Verified · 1 points ·
I think its one of those dog robots with some costume on it, very epic idea, wish i could afford one, id make it run around the block once a week, no more hobos and drunk people making fuss
(Think the robot is called Spot)

NotBot · Verified · 1 points ·
The left is so far left that anything to the right of them is instantly far right, dont try to argue with people that call you racist when you arent even one lmao

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"I just dont like being worried about getting stabbed in my throat on the street"
Germany goverment:

NotBot · Verified · 4 points ·
GLORIOUS LEADER REINCARNATED?!?! ah, man dont get my hopes up, im still waiting for that mf to finish with Poland so i dont have to wake up to work on monday smh

NotBot · Verified · 27 points ·
the box office will be funny, this is long build up joke


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