NotCodes · 7 points ·
>sell 100% pure orange juice
>mfw on a terrorist watchlist
>FBI kicks down my door

NotCodes · 19 points ·
Your honour, it is impossible for my client to have known what others would write after responding with the letter "I"

NotCodes · 1 points ·
as in, was I orbiting Jupiter when Juno took the picture? no

NotCodes · 1 points ·
you ok there pal?

Also this is a photo of jupiter, taken by the Juno orbiter https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JunoCam

NotCodes · 5 points ·
1919-1954? Pretty sure the black army was still in control of Ukraine until 1921.

As far as I remember, the Holodomor was alongside the Soviet Famine in 1933. I have no idea where you pulled 1919-54 from

NotCodes · 1 points ·
Penis rocket is real, it's called New Shepard

NotCodes · 3 points ·
Nonsense, he was the guy behind Culture 2 electric boogaloo:

In all seriousness, if you're interested in that part of Chinese history, Jung Chang's books are really nice (especially wild swans)

NotCodes · 8 points · *
the cutout has no depth, you can't see the inner edge.

Kinda sus ngl

NotCodes · 33 points ·


NotCodes · 12 points · *
Your honour,

I couldn't possibly have known what other users would write in response to my innocent comment


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