Yessir beat me to it!

Did that guy jump on top of it? What was he thinking?

Oh, they understand; They don't care.

Seems legit.

And as your perception of time speeds up to a flash; Eons will pass in the blink of an eye as you see the sun explode the dust collect and spin to a boiling heat. As the birth of new stars and planets rise, the memory of loved ones and their deaths become insignificant in the swirling atoms of an endless universe. That or you will get stuck under a rock for a while every so often. I bet on the rock thing.

Don't forget to pour bleach down the drain.

I'm not a drummer. I get it too..............................................................................................

I had it. Then I thought of a nice comment, posted it and it was gone :(

So he is part coconut, she is his friend and the bully's are pouring coconut milk on her as an act of defilement.

Eye didn't even see that pun at first