What the x3 *** did you just *whispers to self* ***ing say *twerks* about me, you w-wittwe ***!? I'ww have you knyow I gwaduated (・`ω´・) t-top of my cwass in the x3 Nyavy Seaws, and I've been invowved in nyumewous secwet waids *looks at you* on Aw-Quaeda, and I have uvw 300 *cries* confiwmed kiwws. I am twainyed in gowiwwa wawfawe and I'm the x3 t-top snyipew in the x3 entiwe US a-awmed fowces. You awe nyothing *runs away* t-to me but just *whispers to self* anyothew *screams* tawget. *screams* I wiww wipe you the x3 *** out with pwecision the x3 wikes of which has nyevew been seen befowe on this Eawth, mawk my ***ing wowds. ;;w;; You think you c-can get away with saying that shit t-to me uvw the x3 Intewnyet?!?1 *looks at you* Think again, ***ew. As we *notices buldge* speak I am contacting my secwet nyetwowk of spies (・`ω´・) acwoss the x3 USA and youw IP is b-being twaced wight nyow *whispers to self* so you bettew pwepawe fow the x3 stowm, maggot. the *runs away* stowm that wipes out the x3 pathetic w-wittwe thing you caww youw wife. *screeches* you'we *walks away* ***ing dead, kid. I c-can be anywhewe, anytime, and I c-can k-kiww you in uvw seven *whispers to self* hundwed w-ways, and t-t-that's just *whispers to self* with my bawe hands. Nyot onwy am I extensivewy twainyed in unyawmed combat, but I have access t-to the x3 entiwe awsenyaw of the x3 Unyited States Mawinye Cowps and I wiww use i-it t-to its fuww extent t-to wipe youw misewabwe ass *runs away* off the x3 face of the x3 continyent, you w-wittwe shit. If onwy you c-couwd have k-knyown what unhowy wetwibution youw w-wittwe "cwevew" comment was about t-to b-bwing d-d-down upon you, maybe you w-wouwd have hewd >w< youw ***ing tongue. But you couwdn't, you didn't, and nyow *whispers to self* you'we paying the x3 pwice, you goddamn ^w^ idiot. *sees bulge* I wiww shit fuwy aww uvw you and you wiww dwown in it. >w< you'we *walks away* ***ing dead, kiddo.