Finally, 2 minutes of video worth watching.

I bet it contains keRatin

I WON!!!!

an egg can explode if cooked in water in a microwave, though it depends on how you're cooking it:
Whole eggs (in shell): These can absolutely explode, either during cooking or immediately after removal. The shell traps steam inside as the egg heats up, building pressure until it bursts. This can be quite violent and dangerous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIVIimuFev8

It's the only crane in Romania apparently

check out some of my favorite Dents

Hey Fish, do you know the time?
It's Glock O'clock!

with all the Balkan people on the site, I should have named this one "zmijuga loma"

totally sounds like something anAmerican pretending to be European would say.