"I told him not to eat the stew"

F117? -serbian guy here, did you know we shot one of those down?!
Aaaand also, civilization is in the opposite direction...

You must be fun at parties

stepping out of the roofed car with the "neck" straight? suspicious

Finally, 2 minutes of video worth watching.

I bet it contains keRatin

I WON!!!!

an egg can explode if cooked in water in a microwave, though it depends on how you're cooking it:
Whole eggs (in shell): These can absolutely explode, either during cooking or immediately after removal. The shell traps steam inside as the egg heats up, building pressure until it bursts. This can be quite violent and dangerous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIVIimuFev8

It's the only crane in Romania apparently