or did they

but what if my router isn't on?

What's more freaky a flexible woman or a man that sits behind a keyboard all day and can't even extend his arm properly? You guessed it.

or platform boots

Why? Even his name is repetition of itself.

ooooohhh! nice burn , bro!
No, like really, that was so ***ing pathetic.

She was running like a ***ing moron, so her body got pissed and propelled her into the air. Mostly for the lulz.

Yep.

Actually the premise here is that it's more conveniet not necessarily shorter.

Why? Because they're high all the time.