pikadrew · 1 points ·
That's her married name, her maiden name was Clearwater.

pikadrew · 1 points ·
That drink came prepared and I don't even own an umbrella! I've got to get my shit together. . .

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pikadrew · 1 points ·
if you take an adult-sized shit on it the next person will think there was something way wrong with the last baby

pikadrew · 1 points ·
Do you want more mustard seats? Because this is how you get mustard seats.

pikadrew · 3 points ·
Better bust a gut if you wanna bust ya nut.

pikadrew · 1 points ·
They are... not photoshop masters

pikadrew · 1 points ·
I was reading this and thinking all the way through what a great sign this is. Until I reached the end and they used "your" instead of "you're".

What a stupid sign.

pikadrew · 1 points ·
The added bonus is that the bottom of the dress won't look dirty by the end if the day.

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