I watch this and all I can see is helicopter penis.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q6brMrFw0E

Gestation is measured in weeks/days not months. 40 weeks is a full term pregnancy which is 280 days.

So yes, lets do some math.

Lets assume that all the months between December and August have 30 days, even though they don't just to make it easy.

280/365= .767... or %78

.78 x 12 = 9.333... or 9 and 1/3 of a month

so if it was just 9 months yes, you would be correct, but if you add 1/3 of a month you get 9 months and 9 or 10 days.

Conception is measured from 2 weeks after the sex happens or 2 weeks after the first missed period which would put the earliest possible date of birth at September 13th.

Also remember gestation varies from female to female and even pregnancy to pregnancy by up to 30 days. So I'm sure some women had their babies in August but they would not be considered full term. Some will probably have their babies in October, but only if they're masochistic and like carrying around what feels like a bowling ball with an inordinate amount of gravity being exerted on it in their pelvis.

http://www.babycenter.com/pregnancy-due-date-calculator

http://www.babycenter.com/pregnancy-due-date-calculator?sub=true&lmp=false&month=11&day=21&year=2013

Pretty sure since we went and stayed with his parents for about 3 weeks after that, weren't married at the time so we weren't allowed to share a bed. And before that we hadn't had sex for a few weeks... And months? Generally gestation only takes 40 weeks. (39 depending on the date you measure it from)

Untrue. Babies due this month. Specifically the 13th would have been the earliest. How do I know? Because me and my husband thought it would be a funny joke to bang on that day and now we're having a baby. Awesome.

Why wouldn't you put a picture up with your ugliest friend to make you look better?

http://www.wired.com/table_of_malcontents/2006/11/robot_identifie/

I don't need to. Robots do that for me.

Actually it tastes like bacon.

I'm not an expert on politics or war, why don't you go read the news.

Exactly.