Will Isis Smith

ok I am the perfect person as a moderator because I am
1. the whole day online
2. work as a IT administrator, so lol even at work I have hugelol open all time
3. I visited hugelol the first time as it appears on the "fresh" page of ***, like YEARS ago
3.1 sadly I have lost that account, so I think that point doesn't count
4. even like Dr_Seitenback I love Seitenbacher. Its in my cereal box and I eat it nearly daily
5. Seitenbacher, Seitenbacher, Seeeitenbacher (this is their radio jingle)
6. I feel personally attacked if I see spam, reposts and those bad posts. I will fight to hunt all this down
7. I am the hero Hugelol deserves and the one it needs right now

!Let's make the hugelol "franchise" the biggest fun place on the whole Interwebz!

i had a free pizza coupon. But to order a pizza you have to reach a min price of 7.50€. So I ordered the free pizza (30cm) + a normal pizza, but because it only costs 7.00 I had to order a box of 10 pizza rolls. After the delivery guy rang on my door I shouted loudly "oh hey our pizza is here" and payed. I ate all of it alone while watching tv.. I remember that i was not able to sleep that night.

not sure, but she can swallow that HUGE strawberry which means she can swallow some other HUGE parts, too.

how was my saturday?

get up early to go out with wife.
wife first cooks some macaroni for son.
going out, letting our son sit on the computer.
few hours nice time with my wife in a hotel next to our city
coming back home
dick size hole is on the fresh shovled snowbank
neighbors look a litte crazy at me.
door is open
get shocked because it looks like someone broke in
go inside
watch the floor, son lays down, nacked
on the wall is a mixture of shit, macaroni and sperm
go out,
drive back to the hotel
take a room for the next 2 week
is think this is my new life now

yepp. in my earlier years I was only interested in younger girls, my age. Like when I was 20 I searched for girls between 17 to 22. If you get older you find the young girls attractive, too. Of course, I mean there are many beautiful women out there. But you are attracted to the girls your age, nevertheless. Thats some very interesting stuff I think. When I was 20 I looked at older womens like "oh wow, hot MILF", but would never go for it. If you become older that will change. not to GILF but, yeah, I changes. As well that the time span increases. So I was 20 and searched for 17 - 22, span of 5 years. Today it is more like 5 - 15 years, and for one night stands up to 20 - 25 years older. Younger would be very very illegal o_O

i would like to see Will's answer

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