pseudocactus · 2 points ·
No way can that work lol

pseudocactus · 1 points ·
I'm gonna cancel my life insurance. I've been paying it for years and haven't used it once!

pseudocactus · 1 points ·
burn it??? why not bury it. you'll just look like a 3rd world protest

pseudocactus · 1 points ·
There were no Assyrians who knew how to write back then.

pseudocactus · 1 points ·
Ea Nasir would be proud

pseudocactus · 1 points ·
That child later grew up to be General Grievous

pseudocactus · 2 points ·
god doodled on his face

pseudocactus · 1 points ·
It's a tap on the shoulder for taking it like a champ.

pseudocactus · 2 points ·
The lenses make the image look far away, so it's actually less straining than sitting in front of the monitor, because your eyes don't need to focus on anything close to your face

pseudocactus · 3 points ·
It's like a criminal saying that he robbed the liquor store because the police were patrolling the neighborhood


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