It's not that it's too high, it's that it is more efficient at lower temperatures. It was a matter of sperm competition. When a chick is banging several guys, the one with the most sperm gets to impregnate. That's the reason chimpanzees have larger balls than ours and gorrilas have smaller ones. Because Gorillas have harems of many females and a single male, while chimpanzees have many males in the troup. Humans are somewhere inbetween.

This is what happens when the HR manager is a man and he actually does his job

Just make a really loud fart and say: "omg was that you?"

Amen

Not to drink, just to wet the lips a bit.

The left had this idea that "educating" people (brainwashing them) will prevent trump from being elected again. Now this strategy has demonstrably failed, so brainwashing lost all funding.

Why is it bad to catch magikarp?

In her case her cloaca is so nasty there's no difference.

There was another joke. A soviet spy in Britain talked fluently and with no accent, wore all the right clothes etc. Then he was caught when he added sugar to his tea, mixed it, and kept the spoon in the cup. The next spy was instructed on it, and he removed the spoon after mixing, but still got caught because he kept his thumb on the rim as if he was holding the spoon so it wouldn't slide down when he was drinking. The third spy removed the spoon and didn't hold his thumb on the rim but still got caught. He kept closing his right eye when drinking so the spoon wouldn't hit it.

Because "they create jobs"