pseudocactus · 2 points ·
No! It's all Soros! It's actually Soros' palace! It's actually Belgium and the Rothschilds who pooped in Hungary's pants!

pseudocactus · 2 points ·
Maybe if it's gutted with no engine etc

pseudocactus · 3 points ·
The russian collusion was not a hoax. The russians were helping trump, but they couldn't prove he promised them anything in return. But now you must be a moron to not see Trump licking Putin's boots on all fours

pseudocactus · 2 points ·
Dr Eggman origin story

pseudocactus · 4 points ·
Yeah Moldova is the future

pseudocactus · 5 points ·
Furthermore, you have to have sex as bottom in front of a witness to prove it so you don't get enlisted. (I'm not joking)

pseudocactus · 1 points ·
What would they arrest you for?

pseudocactus · 2 points ·
I had a dog that kept dragging his ass over the carpet. I read online that it can be fixed by switching the carpet for sandpaper for one day. So I did it, and only the ears made it to the other wall.

pseudocactus · 2 points ·
That's either GBH (butyrate) or Ketamine.

pseudocactus · 1 points ·
but then the pyramids would be red and slimy no?


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