pseudocactus · 1 points ·
Beautiful clean coal.
(DJ Trump)

pseudocactus · 1 points ·
I actually saw some woman asking online if she can get pregnant given that her husband has such a small penis it doesn't even penetrate. A girl i know who studied veterinary medicine said they should do it rooster style.

pseudocactus · 2 points ·
Should have called her congresswoman. Would have been funnier without the extra nastiness.

pseudocactus · 2 points ·
It's just that the biomass of dinosaurs compared to bacteria, algae etc. would be a drop in the ocean

pseudocactus · 4 points ·
It's sad how memes changed during my time on this site. It used to be : "son, you're 30, it's time you get a job". And now it's: "Oh no I'm 40 soon, I'm old af"

pseudocactus · 6 points ·
She got creampied by a horse

pseudocactus · 1 points ·
They call it the mar-a-lago face

pseudocactus · OP · 2 points ·
Sorry for the reupload. First version had bad font

pseudocactus · 2 points ·
No way can that work lol

pseudocactus · 1 points ·
I'm gonna cancel my life insurance. I've been paying it for years and haven't used it once!


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