purplenipple · 4 points ·
i was talking to a guy for what seemed like 30s... missed 3 goals WTF.. this post so funny :D

purplenipple · 1 points ·
ha ha ha ha that one made me lmao

purplenipple · 3 points ·
Robert A. Heinlein in The Man Who Sold the Moon (1950); this may be the origin of a remark which in recent years has sometimes become misattributed to Mark Twain: Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.

from : http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Censorship

purplenipple · 0 points ·
people, please recycle your condoms

purplenipple · 1 points ·
with a vagina that looks like a 30 days old bigmac..... yeah.....

purplenipple · 2 points ·
whale, spermission to staph now

purplenipple · 0 points ·
yes, yes he is

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purplenipple · 2 points ·
haha that is pretty on the spot


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