I once was told "I kissed enough people I didn't really want to kiss tonight, sorry." by a crush.

My cat has a personal space with about 1 meter. I crouch just outside of it and don't even look at her. She gets weirded out a lot. "Should I leave?" "Is this ok?" She's funny.

My dick doesn't seem to go together with any pussy neither.

An ex once wanted me to beat her up because she was curious about bdsm. It wasn't even during sex. She then said "I didn't think you'd actually do it." The beating was fine bu hearing that later was f*ked up.

You're welcome.

Thighs of nice femboys, of course.

19 and anything else is a creepy gap. If they *** younger, they'd be ***ing children. If they *** older, the other party would be ***ing children.

So that's how universities are like you pay them shitton of money

Paid thinking is just another name for academia.

That is a World of Darkness character sheet with d10s, so the GM is called "the storyteller", not "dungeon master"