QwertyPrincess · 1 points ·
Whiskey is better than vodka for lunch. Better for people to think you're drunk rather than stupid.

QwertyPrincess · 1 points ·
Hopefully his beautiful ascot will carry on his legacy

QwertyPrincess · 1 points ·
The way shoplifting usually works is that they go in steal non perishable items of high value and then sell them to the privately owned mom and shops in the nearby low income area. I guess in this case the low income area nearby is predominantly black so there is little demand for white guy hair products.

QwertyPrincess · 2 points ·
Did he put on weight? Last time I saw him he was Jonah Slim

QwertyPrincess · 3 points ·
Anyone remember when the Kinect had trouble detecting Black people?

QwertyPrincess · 1 points ·
Where do your other 2 sisters and mom shower at?

QwertyPrincess · 1 points ·
Austin Powers is at it again.

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