He's so old he uses gay as a noun. I just noticed, isn't it odd that we use lesbian as a noun, but almost never gay? "He is gay" sounds normal, but "he's a gay" doesn't. "She's a lesbian" is common though.

Thiefception

Whoever says banana suits aren't sexy would be sadly mistaken.

My phone could not play Beta-max or cassettes until I drilled a hole into it.

"Hey, who turned out the lights?!"

I was told that these trees can share root-systems and can be some of the biggest organic life-forms on the plant.

Is that hair gel?

They're pawing at something in their sleep

It's really bothering me that the color of the bars do not match the listed colors.

Just wait until it evolves into a Persian