raxxius · 1 points ·
He's so old he uses gay as a noun. I just noticed, isn't it odd that we use lesbian as a noun, but almost never gay? "He is gay" sounds normal, but "he's a gay" doesn't. "She's a lesbian" is common though.

raxxius · 1 points ·
Thiefception

raxxius · 1 points ·
Whoever says banana suits aren't sexy would be sadly mistaken.

raxxius · 1 points ·
My phone could not play Beta-max or cassettes until I drilled a hole into it.

raxxius · 1 points ·
"Hey, who turned out the lights?!"

raxxius · 1 points ·
I was told that these trees can share root-systems and can be some of the biggest organic life-forms on the plant.

raxxius · 1 points ·
Is that hair gel?

raxxius · 1 points ·
They're pawing at something in their sleep

raxxius · 2 points ·
It's really bothering me that the color of the bars do not match the listed colors.

raxxius · 1 points ·
Just wait until it evolves into a Persian


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