You get ***ed anyway, so why not at least be fabulous? It would be funny if all prisons around the world would "barcode" these people with outfits.
"Oh, look, you see that guy in that suit? He evaded paying taxes. "
"And the one with the hoodie?"
"Drug dealer, obviously."
"And the one in the pink dress? Why's he here?"
"We don't talk about him. We just rape him every night. He knows why."

I shanked a drink because I'm a pimp. Honestly, that drink had it coming... insulting my ***es and shit...

Munich, central station. Am I correct?