Rickert0906 · 7 points ·
*online man*

Rickert0906 · 1 points ·
Considering she's got a bottle of champagne it's quite likely the wall just fell. That would also explain the big, gaping hole in the wall and the lack of multiple armored cars and border guards opening fire.

Rickert0906 · 1 points ·
My favorite memory is the log handbrake.

Still one of the few things on television that made me laugh hard enough to put soda out my nostrils.

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Rickert0906 · 1 points ·
I know some science fiction stories have us sticking with Earth time even after we colonize the whole galaxy.

That sounds unrealistically inconvenient until you've taken a look at most programming languages' date libraries.

Rickert0906 · 1 points ·
There is no hidden toilet cam, but your bowels are now on their best behavior.

Rickert0906 · 0 points ·
On some real shit, pizza huts pizza is absolute trash. Gets you full after like two slices and tastes like shit when its cold. Only redeeming feature they have are their stuffed crusts and their god tier garlic sauce

Rickert0906 · 1 points ·
It's a honor to be held in your iron grip boss.

Rickert0906 · 1 points ·
One of my cats insists on his food dish being filled constantly, he can't stand to see the bottom of it. Sometimes I let it get a lit bit lower than normal and then when I fill it he eats so fast that he vomits a little bit after eating.

Rickert0906 · 1 points ·
not enough indians


:(